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NEWS: I'm
working on a particularly gruesome fairytale called The Long and Thin of
Trudy Mean. I've read the first few paragraphs out loud for you in a very silly voice à la Watch With Mother, you lucky things! It's so
much fun to write and I'm pretty sure that's a good sign. I've also got a whole new story for you to read for free
called New Year. If you've any
questions or enquiries, email or Twitt me. It’s true, I enjoy a good twitting. And, don't forget, Meat Sheets is available to buy on Amazon.co.uk.
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The machine purrs, it always purrs. Stanley raises his knife. The sheet shudders. The blood falls, a wipe of the wound, a wipe of the blade, the tissue drops. The machine purrs, it always purrs. ~ Meat Sheets
